Break Up with Your Boyfriend or Recover from an Eating Disorder in 10 Easy Steps! Part 2

If you haven’t read the Introduction or Part 1 of this series, I encourage you to start with these! 
Step 3:  REMOVAL FROM DANGER or DISTRACTION
So you ran out on Mr. Wrong at the altar.  Or you’ve admitted to yourself and your stuffed animals that you are hungry and tired.  What’s next?  STAY AWAY.  Right after the breakup [...]

Break Up with Your Boyfriend or Recover from an Eating Disorder in 10 Easy Steps! Part 1

Step 1:  DENIAL
I don’t need to explain to you what denial is, so instead I will give you some examples that I remember from my various trials with gentlemen and body image:
 
“I know that you are supposed to eat at least 1200 calories a day, but I don’t need really need to.”
 
“Even though I am [...]

Break Up with Your Boyfriend or Recover From Your Eating Disorder in 10 Easy Steps!!!

Disclaimer:  You guys know by now that I tend to be a little inappropriate.  My role role models in life are questionable, at best.  My values are certainly skewed, and I tend towards swearing, drinking, and wearing miniskirts with obscenely high heels.  I guess what I’m trying to say is, please don’t be offended by the following post or [...]

Shopping>worrying

Gorgies- thank you for your lovely reactions to my silly last post.  Life is literally draining me, but I had something interesting happen to me this week that I thought I would share with you.  No, not the tasteless OM3 that took place on Gossip Girl…
 I was approaching my trip to the “doctor’s” (red: therapist/nutritionist/md – no point in [...]